Receive this thing from a friend.Read it.Its really funny.

Teacher: Why?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral.

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A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary: If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.

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Girl: Mom, what is a penis?
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.
Girl: But mom what if I am not a good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!

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A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said " Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you".

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To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

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Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes.
Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes.
After midnight find clothes.

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After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again.
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.

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Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know"
Girl replied" Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover"

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Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss:" When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it"
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.

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Haha!