Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Receive this thing from a friend.Read it.Its really funny.

Teacher: Why?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral.


A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary: If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.


Girl: Mom, what is a penis?
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.
Girl: But mom what if I am not a good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!


A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said " Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you".


To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.


Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes.
Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes.
After midnight find clothes.


After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again.
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.


Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know"
Girl replied" Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover"


Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss:" When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it"
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.



Tuesday, June 26, 2007

77% FAILED.that was what i saw in the screen.i fail again for my theory test.but its alright as i expected cause i do a last minute revision haha.well i definately will be much more prepared the next time round.the instructor was soo kind enough to tell me one of the answer.where can i get this kind of instructor?haha i bet i will pass easily.

receive a call from tam as i expected he was admitted again no wonder he was no where insight i only saw his brother.poor2 him don't worry aight u will be alright.the nurses there will take of u well.i will pay u a visit tomorrow if i'm free.take care and get well soon.i feel soo lazy too type maybe will update soon nxt time.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

i still do think of you.i still do care.well its true people say u tend to love the person that left.i know its a decision i made.partly the reason is i rather be a loner.cause i'm use to it.i'm not those type that always hang around.i do if i feel like it.whenever u r in a relationship spending time together is a must if u don't the other party will think that you are not interested.maybe i'm just not ready for that and the word is commitment.well if we are meant to be,we will be together again one day.i leave it to god to show me the way.

as usual sunday is the day to rest at home.woke up at around 10am thx to a friend of mine who woke me up wif a sms saying that he lost all his contacts in msn poor thing.had mcdonalds with my sis and dad for breakfast my mum didn't came home this week maybe next week i guess.well wrote down in a piece of paper plan for up the house as well as my room,wash clothes,sweep the floor and clean up my cupboard.everything is done by 5.30pm.

ok i've become chubbier really.i need to lose some KG for sure!i need to stop eating all those chocolates but i can't i'm always craving for it hah.whenever i ask my friends how do i lose weight i always get the same old answer that i'm fine and i'm not fat.stop it ok i know myself well i think i have to do something about it really gosh i dunwan to gain weight again :(

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

i'm having my break right now feeling tired was ok in the morning everything was smooth.well hoping tt it will be the same in e afternoon.going to town with jinah later after work so i will be sending back casenotes to AH instead of gaya.finding a birthday present for a friend of mine so thought of browsing around town area since its singapore sales.

i'm stuck with my own feeling as well as decision i'm reallly confused.i've been thinking real hard this pass few days well i just hope to make the right one.well maybe i just need time but if i were to delay it i'm afraid that the impact will be much more.

ok i can't wait for this saturday!i really can't wait jinah!! haha although its jinah birthday and will be celebrating her birthday at st james but its as though was my birthday cause i'm really excited.haha.can't wait to meet up all my friends which i've not meet them for quite sometimes.i'm sure we will have a great time this saturday.

Saturday, June 2, 2007


Life is too short
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when we can
apologise when we should
and let go of what we can't change.
Love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances,give everything
and have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy
we have to take the good with the bad.
Smile when we are sad
love what we got and always remember
what we had.
Always forgive but never forget
learn from mistake but never regret.
People change and things go wrong
but after all life stills goes on